UltraLand
Mondial
Infos générales
Nom : UltraLand
Catégorie : Organismes - Organisation politique
Description : Once in a lifetime great minds come together in order to better the world and form a more perfect place in which to exist. That time is now. Thanks to the creative genius and insight of three extraordinarily intelligent men, the concept of the country of UltraLand has come to be.
UltraLand will be the best nation in the history of civilization. Never before has a country been conceptualized under the pretense of having fun and enjoying life. Under the supreme intelligence and all-knowing wisdom of the founding fathers of UltraLand, fun and enjoyment are decidedly the two fundamental and most influential governing principles of our glorious nation. There is no work, There are no worries. Those who are granted citizenship in UltraLand do nothing more than live life in the most hedonistic and exciting manner they know how.
That said, the only people who are allowed to be part of our glorious nation are admitted through a rigorous and tedious selection process which is governed by the men who formed our glorious nation. We approve only the best, brightest and most “apt to party” people into this wonderful country. Only those who will bring a new element to the extreme and unbelievably absurd partying that occurs in UltraLand will be admitted citizenship into our country. Also, your intelligence and ability to adapt to difficult situations will be tested as citizens of UltraLand will be called upon to “dupe,” “con,” and otherwise “sway” the leaders of other countries to bend to our will.
UltraLand maintain its status as “Worlds Richest Nation” through the generous donations given by its members and also through tributes given by other countries who are in awe of our supreme level of debauchery. We will also establish our dominance militarily through our proliferation of nuclear might. Rather than having a standard military, Ultraland will acquire and produce an absurd amount of ICBM’s (Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles) and will also form the most effective, and efficient missile defense system ever created.
The dominance of our military policy coupled with our “take no prisoners” attitude will give us “favored nation status” with all the worlds superpowers. As such, the world will never be the same.
UltraLand fully expects to conquer the English speaking world within five years, and will launch a global crusade against “Non-Ultras” within the next decade. Your invitation to UltraLand was extended after careful and deliberate consideration. If you do in fact choose to join what will inevitably be the “One World Superpower” your decision will not go un-rewarded. Prepare yourself to become an “Ultra-Citizen” and a better person than most.
Coordonnées
Bureau : Ultra Office
Adresse : Ultra Lane
Actualités récentesGENERAL CUSTOMS, REGULATIONS, & GUIDING PHILOSPHIES FOR THE GLORIOUS EMPIRE NATION STATE OF ULTRALAND
I. It should be noted that while UltraLand has no written Constitution per se, listed below are a few basic customs that the citizens of the Glorious Empire should be aware of.
1) The Founding Fathers of UltraLand (those present on the UltraBus on the way back from the UltraWeekend) are exempt from all of the following regulations, and reserve the right to change any of them at any time, with or without reason or informing the populace.
2) Disputes between citizens are handled in one way and one way only: Blind-Folded Sawn-Off Shotgun Duels. Once a challenge is accepted there is no backing out. The participant’s line up back to back, then will walk ten paces away. Next they will turn around, and once given signal by the official may fire when ready. Each participant is given two shots per round. The round will not conclude until all shots are fired (or someone dies). The duel ends when one or both parties are killed or surrenders. The winner than will receive some sort of compensation from the loser, this will be decided upon at the outset.
3) The primary form of entertainment is gladiatorial combat. Most are slaves, but if a citizen violates a custom of UltraLand they may be sentenced to endure this combat. They will have the ability to redeem themselves after a certain number of victories, the exact number will be decided upon by the Founder’s Council.
4) Yeah, we’ve got slaves.
5) Other forms of entertainment include chariot racing and sailing. For sailing instructions please consult the “Yacht Club” Scene in the film Caddie Shack.
6) Sobriety is not tolerated. All citizens must be sufficiently inebriated by 12:00 Noon, the only exception being if a citizen is passed out from the previous day/night/afternoon/morning of partying. In such cases the individual should be woken and given a hefty dose of grain alcohol. If a citizen suspects another of intentionally living a sober life, they should report them to the nearest authority for further investigation.
7) One must have a B.A.C. of .10 or higher to drive. The Empire will install breathalyzers to enforce this rule. Moreover, each automobile may have no less than 16 cup holders, 7 coozies, and a cooler.
There is no speed limit in UltraLand, but the minimum is 70 mph.
9) For most offenses the punishment will be gladiatorial combat. However for high crimes against the Empire (treason, heresy, espousing liberal ideas, & repeated attempts of sobriety) there lies a harsher punishment. The condemned will be castrated (if male) then drawn and quartered. As final punishment, their remains will be shipped to France for burial.
10) No fat chicks.
11) The Empire's primary source of income comes from donations from wary nations, as well as the initial fee of $10 Million to become a citizen. Other sources include exporting pornography, sugar, rum, fruits, marijuana, and cocaine.
12) The Glorious Armies of the Empire fear no man, nation, or force of nature. Therefore, we officially declare
our first military targets to be simultaneous attacks on both France and the entire Middle Eastern Region. Supreme Chancellor Bauerle has instructed Commander Van Every to take no prisoners. Fear us.
13) On April 20th each year Founder’s Day is celebrated. A weeklong festival will be held prior, culminating in UltraDay on the 20th to celebrate the founding of the Glorious Empire Nation State of UltraLand. (It will be like Mardis Gras except multiplied by an UltraFactor of 1000). There will be a waterfall of UltraPunch. Hedonism will ensue.
14) The official beer, UltraBeer will contain no less than 75% alcohol by volume.
15) UltraLand will begin as a tropical island paradise, but our mission is clear: global domination.
I hereby faithfully submit these customs of the Glorious Empire Nation State of UltraLand on this day, May 29, 2008.
God & UltraLand
Ryan R. Bauerle
Supreme Chancellor
ULTRA!
On va attaquer la france, j'espère que leur missiles sont efficaces, vous allez être beaux avec vos calendriers à la con.
Connexion
M’enregistrer
Pronostics
FAQ
Rechercher
